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@j_bettany - 19 Mar 2022

So I had this dream. I was desperate for the loo as I plummeted down a chasm only to realise I was late for the exam tomorrow & naked in front of the whole class who were chasing me & Bill Clinton through a maze in a fast car that careened off a cliff into a lake I drowned in.

@j_bettany - 23 Apr 2022

It's Australian and set in the Sahara.

Neither fact in itself should really be a problem. I mean, I'm sure if I could wrench my eyes away, I'd be able to think of loads of brilliant Ozzy SciFi.

[yikes. There's a man. In a room. & there's blood…And, oh, it was a hullucination]

@j_bettany - 23 Apr 2022

And the Sahara. It's hard to form an opinion about whether there is too much or too little sand in the genre, but that provides an allure. Will this movie help me answer that question?

@j_bettany - 23 Apr 2022

It's almost halfway through. There's been intimacy but nowhere to be seen is the massively deep hole that I'd really switched on for.

[Crawling around naked in a corridor. Zombie hullucinations. So many corridors]

@j_bettany - 23 Apr 2022

Things are getting bad. He's just been put on 'extended sick leave'.

And is still having hallucinations. Could it have been him all along?

The answer is an emphatic, maybe.

But do I care? Not enough unfortunately.

@j_bettany - 26 Apr 2022

Getting rid of annual MOTs really helps with cost of living, especially if you're in a 3-car family. And besides, vehicle safety and roadworthiness are totally subjective. As a non-car owner I really appreciate the government tinkering with the probabilities of my demise.